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There never was a tale of more woe...

Taking a break from NaNoWriMo to tell you a tragic love story: the tale of Cash and Glove.

Cash loved Glove, and Glove loved Cash. They never thought they could be any more than distant sweethearts, adoring from afar, but then one day - one sweet day - Cash saw that Glove was unattended. He grabbed her before the terrifying Sari Monster could reclaim her and they ran away together into the morning sun.

Unfortunately, Cash then dropped Glove and, because he is the most retarded of palomino ponies, had a mental breakdown and spent the next 5 minutes bouncing around the field in sheer terror. He never went near Glove again. The end.

This also meant that Sari returned to the number 1 place on Cash's list of terror suspects, because clearly it was all some nefarious plan of hers all along.
Cash and Glove in happier times.






Cash and Glove eloping together.



And then it all went wrong.





This one was actually taken today, but it illustrates what he was doing.



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purseaficionado
Nov. 17th, 2012 01:26 pm (UTC)
Oh my gosh this is adorable! The little glove!
blackjackcat
Nov. 17th, 2012 01:53 pm (UTC)
I think I may never be able to hear or read that line again without being reminded of this particular tragic romance. ;p
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