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"...and held out a magnificent tea"

Found a drabble generator. Created drabble involving myself and glenatron. Hilarity ensues.

A Shiny Day To Punch
Sari stepped wearily out into the abysmal sunshine, and admired Ben's shoulder. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a sitcky sight."
      Ben climbed off the crumpet and walked coldly across the grass to greet his lover. Sari patted Ben on the leg and then tried to punch him dreamily, but without success.
      "That's all right," Ben said. "We can try again later."
      "I'm just not illuminous," Sari. "Not as illuminous as the time we punched on a table."
      Ben nodded nastily. "We were venerable back in those days."
      "Our faces were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Sari said. "Everything seems smooth and damp when you're young."
      "Of course," Ben said. "But now we're glutinous, we can still have fun. If we go about it sheepishly."
      "Sheepishly?" Sari said . "But how?"
      "With this," Ben said and held out a magnificent tea. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to punch."
      Sari swallowed the tea at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to punch sheepishly. They punched like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. Three times.
      And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

Especially hilarious because of a drunken night, long ago, that involved me trying to punch him in the face. Literally and repeatedly.

Generator: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

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